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Something to offend nearly everyone
Anand
Just a joke
Author Post
02/27/2008 | Something to offend nearly everyone
Something To Offend Nearly Everyone

 
 Q.  What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A.  Row, Row, Row Your Boat
Q.  Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A.     A different bar
Q.  What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
A.  Sum Ting Wong
Q.  What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A.  A speech impediment
Q.   What does it mean when the Post Office's flag is flying at half-mast?
A.  They're hiring
Q.  Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
A.  Because they're not going to work
in the future either.
Q.  What do you call a Mississippi
farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A.  A pimp.
Q.  Why do Driver Education classes  in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
A.  Because on Tuesday and Thursday,
the Sex Ed class uses it.
Q.  What's the difference between a  southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A.  The southern zoo has a description
of the animal on the front of the cage
along with a recipe.
Q.  How do you get a sweet little
80-year-old lady to say the "F" word?
A.  Get another sweet little
80-year-old lady to yell "BINGO!"
Q.  Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A.  Because all the Mexicans who can run,
jump or swim are already in the United
States.
Q.  What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale???
A.  A northern fairytale begins, "Once upon a time..."
     A southern fairytale begins, "Y'all ain't gonna believe this s***amp;quot;
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